conversation with snow

Luke: Hi,
SnowSnow: Hi,
LukeLuke: In fact, I have a big problem.I think you can give me some suggestions.
Snow: Certainly….What happened?
Luke: I want to gain weights.
Snow: OK…please… come back to our topic…”Baseball”.
Luke: I had a bet with my friends about which baseball team will win the World’s champion of MLB…
Snow: Wooo….
Luke: I bet NT 1000 dollars that Phillies will win the champion..because I don’t like
Rays baseball team, I support Phiillies!
Snow: Yes, I bet Phillies too, cause their home runs were number one in MLB….and many player had good performances this year…
Luke: So who do you like?
Snow: I like number 6…Ryan Howard! I fancy him a lot!
Luke: Really ….He is a homerun king this year…
Luke: But I don't think you like baseball…. I think you like football more…
Snow: Why ??? I like baseball games because it is my favorite, beside they are really cute! don't you think so?
Luke: Yes..I agree ….they are cute and fat like you…..right?
Snow: Teacher…..May I ask you a Question?
Why does a boy throw a butter out the window into sky?
Luke: Because he wants to see a butter-fly.